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[07 Mar 2005|12:45am] |
 HAY GUYZ
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[28 Feb 2005|05:23am] |
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Why aren't Torie and Martine friends anymore?! The world wants details, please!
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[02 Jan 2005|12:20am] |
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WHERE THE FUCK IS TORIE KATZ?
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[20 Apr 2004|06:45pm] |
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OKAY NEW TOPIC! You know when you get those surveys that ask "How old are you" or "When is your birthday?"? UM IT'S NOT COOL OR DIFFERENT TO WRITE "seventeen" or ESPECIALLY "september twenty-seventh nineteeneightysix". Did you ever wonder what those things are directly above the qwertyuiop keys on the keyboard? NEWSFLASH: they're called NUMBERS. Learn them, learn to use them. For example, "seventeen" would be 17! And "september twenty-seventh nineteeneightysix" could be simplified to 9-27-86!! Isn't this fun?! Now you try!!!
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[17 Mar 2004|03:31pm] |
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Avatars please, avatars.
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[08 Mar 2004|04:34pm] |
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I have an honest questions for all you vegans. Most condoms are made with about 5% sheep intestine. So what do you do?
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[03 Jan 2004|12:48pm] |
Dear LJ reader,
If I have ever offended you in any way, I am sorry. You shall no longer be made fun of since I have found a new best friend to adore and want to be just like. Your ugly sceneness does not even come close to competing with my new favorite LJ scene whore, savvymaggie. *shakes head*
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[31 Dec 2003|12:15pm] |
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If I see the blood sign one more time on my friends page, I may just have to jump through the screen and annihilate every one of you. Okay, we ALL know you are trying to be xTUFFX, but by flashing gang signs that were cool THREE YEARS AGO and thinking you are original JUST DOESN'T CUT IT, AND I DON'T THINK YOU ARE COOL. And if I don't think you're cool, you are obviously NO ONE and are utterly devoid of coolness henceforth. That's all.
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[24 Dec 2003|09:20pm] |
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Feliz Navideeeeeath.
I wanna wish you a merry deathmas, I wanna wish you a merry deathmas, I wanna wiiish you a meery deathmas, from the bottom of my hearrrrrrt.
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[24 Nov 2003|08:51pm] |
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Hm.
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[08 Nov 2003|08:33pm] |
Geeze everyone, I don't know what has come over me. I love all my dinos and I don't know what I would do without you. That's right, dino love. Let's go to a show, or all get matching piercings or tattoos. I would just like to apologize for my behavior, HXC FO' LYFE!!!
PS Anyone got any new userpics?
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[30 Oct 2003|10:19pm] |
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Fuck all your lives. You all do the same thing. Everyone writes the same shit in their journals, EVERY DAY! Two weeks ago it was I SAW HOT CROSS!!!, last week it was ELLIOTT SMITH DIED WAH, and this week it's BLAHBLAHBLAH FIREEE. Someone go electrocute themselves, now that's what I'd like to read about. KTHXBI.
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[25 Oct 2003|09:23pm] |
ATTN: FAT PEOPLE
Stop hardcore dancing. You look like a fucking retarded hamster.
Not to mention...you're fat. No one wants to see that.
Thanks.
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[19 Oct 2003|07:01pm] |
For the record, you're all still fagz.
KTHXBI!!
Ew. Who does that.
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[19 Sep 2003|03:03pm] |
HAY I WAS ON A LITTLE DINO VACATION BUT I'M BACK IN BUSINESS.





DON'T LET THE DINOS MESS UP YOUR FASHION HAWKS!!
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[06 Sep 2003|12:04am] |
Hello kids and scenesters alike, I have returned. I need some more amusement. Amuse me.
There's this stupid scenestergayslutfag that keeps commenting, helllllo that was SO last week girl. Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel the fuck out. You have enough time to READ and COMMENT on my OLD journal entries. Don't say shit about how I waste my time looking for scene people. I am a scene MAGNET. You all WANT me.
Anyways, I think this journal is done. I have decided to reveal my identity. I don't think any of you know me personally, I'm a little bit older than most of you. Just if you wanted to know. ( Pictures of me )
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[21 Aug 2003|08:26pm] |
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Now is your chance to be my lover. Donate 1 to 3 pictures that can be my new user icon. You'll be forever loved. Maybe.
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